My Life According to Google

Found this one on Facebook and thought it would be fun!

type in the following and choose from the first description found.... Be honest, don't just pick one out to be funny!

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
Nicola needs to embrace the natural qualities of her hair.

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
Nicola looks like a spy in a raincoat, wet brunette hair, dripping umbrella.

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
Nicola's Personal Hate For Zac Efron.

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" OR "[your first name] has gone" in Google search:
Nicola goes kayaking from Yasawa Islands and Vitu Levu, Fiji
**The very first one was not family friendly by any means, so I chose #2**

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
MySpace profile for Nicola loves for you to rate her space

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
Glamour girl Nicola eats eyeballs, silk worms, a crocodile foot...

7: Type in "[your first name] has" in Google search:
Naughty Nicola has one last trick up her sleeve.

8: Type in "[your first name] works" in Google search:
Nicola works between the mediums of both painting and textiles creating beautiful, highly colourful, textured textile works.

9: Type in"[your first name] lives" in Google search:
Leading lady Nicola lives her Grease dream.

10: Type in "[your first name] died" in Google search:
Just eight days after giving birth, nicola died from a superbug.

11: Type in "[your first name] does" in Google search:
Nicola does it her way.

12: Type in "[your first name] will" in Google search:
Nicola will be on national radio tomorrow morning.

13: Type in "[your first name] can" in Google search:
Nicola Can't take no more Drama

14. Type in "[your first name] plays" in Google search:
DJ Nicola plays the biggest party anthems

15. Type in "[your first name] drives" in Google search:
Nicola drives an Audi A3 which is her own car but sometimes she drives Bobby’s Range Rover Sport.

15. Type in "[your first name] feels" in Google search:
Nicola feels the weight of 20000 signatures.


  1. ha ha! That was fun. I haven't seen that one on facebook yet. Everyone is too busy doing the 25 things meme!

  2. I did this one a few years ago right after Carrie Underwood won American Idol, and every result was about her. I'll have to try now and see if it's any different.

  3. Ha! That's funny. Do you have any good recipes for eyeballs or silk worms? Sorry to hear about the superbug. Maybe it was all those silk worms... :-p

  4. ha ha! I'm feeling particularly well now, thank you. Death isn't as bad as they say! Will send you some eyeball recepies after the radio show!

  5. I played along!


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